Full of unrepentant self-love, brash attitudes, and swear-filled inspirational messages, get ready to show life you mean business with F*ck Off, I'm Ebroidering. This kit contains everything you need to get started and includes an emrboidery hoop, 2 pieces of embroidery fabric, fine-thread needle floss, a 1.5" stitching needle, and a 48-page illustrated book that features step-by-step instructions for turning out epic embroidery. Let off some steam and create something defiant, beautiful, and lasting. Being an adult sucks. Take some of the stress out of adulthood and go to town on these edgy embroidery projects.
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Starting as low as $3.95*, let us give your gift some added flair. We'll personally handwrite your gift message in one of our designer greeting cards and send it along with your gift. All for just the cost of the card.
*Offer only applies to orders of $9.95 or higher (before card, taxes and shipping are added). We can only add a handwritten note to orders that include a greeting card from our store.
Patina offers flat-rate domestic US delivery to the 48 contiguous states using a trackable service from UPS. We also offer store pickup for anyone in the Minneapolis/St Paul metro area. For possible expedited options, email us prior to ordering online. Sorry, we cannot ship to P.O. Boxes.
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