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Camp Pop-A-Squat
Camp Pop-A-Squat

Camp Pop-A-Squat

$19.95

Pitch a tent, drop a load. Cover your tracks, wherever you go.


Gift Set Includes:
-2oz Fresh Cut Grass
-2oz S'mores

S'mores: Cocoa bean and burnt vanilla. Gather 'round the campfire, it's time to drop a log! Poopourri S'mores is a blend of all natural essential oils that eliminates bathroom odor before it begins and leave the toilet smelling better than you found it. 

Fresh Cut Grass: Bergamot, eucalyptus, and hay. Cut bathroom odor short! Poopourri fresh cut grass is a blend of all natural essential oils that eliminates bathroom odor before it beings and leaves the toilet smelling better than you found it. 

How it works: Shake well. Spritz 3-5 sprays into the toilet bowl on the water’s surface. Proceed to do your thing. *finger snap*

Up to 100 uses – 2 fl oz

Now Offering Free Curbside Pickup!

We now offer a contact-free shopping experience for the safety of our customers and our own employees.

Here's how it works:

  • When you're ready to checkout select "Curbside Pickup".
  • Choose from any of our eight convenient store locations.
  • We'll notify you by email when your order is ready for pickup.* (Please, read note below.)
  • Pull up to the store, and give us a call. We'll bring your items to you with minimal contact.

Curbside Hours

Monday thru Saturday: 10am - 8pm
Sunday: 11am - 5pm

*Note: Thank you for your patience!

  • We do our very best to fulfill your order the same day or next day, but in rare cases of unexpected stock shortages, we may need a few extra days. If so, we will call or email you as soon as possible with your options.
  • Please, help us fulfill orders faster by not arriving at the store until after you receive an email notification that your order is ready for pickup.
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Starting as low as $3.95*, let us give your gift some added flair. We'll personally handwrite your gift message in one of our designer greeting cards and send it along with your gift. All for just the cost of the card.

Here's how it works:

  1. Add one of our selection of greeting cards to your order.
  2. Enter your gift message in the special order instructions in your shopping cart.
  3. We'll handwrite your message on the card and send it along with your gift.

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*Offer only applies to orders of $9.95 or higher (before card, taxes and shipping are added). We can only add a handwritten note to orders that include a greeting card from our store.

Shipping & Delivery Options

We keep it simple

Patina offers flat-rate domestic US delivery to the 48 contiguous states using a trackable service from UPS. We also offer store pickup for anyone in the Minneapolis/St Paul metro area. For possible expedited options, email us prior to ordering online. Sorry, we cannot ship to P.O. Boxes. 

Domestic shipping rates

Orders $75 and up FREE*
Orders under $75 $12.95*
Bulky or heavy items Additional charges will apply
*Contiguous US only

 

Expected delivery times

All orders are processed and shipped as quickly as possible during our normal operating hours. You can generally expect to receive your order in 5 to 12 business days.

 

Processing time: Our time to receive and prepare your order for shipment

 1-2 days

Shipping time: Time it takes carrier to deliver the shipment to you

 3-10 business days
Total delivery time: Time from when order is placed to final delivery. 5-12 business days

Need it faster?

Try In-Store Pickup, if you live in the Minneapolis/St. Paul metro area. Just select a convenient store location during the checkout process. We'll notify you as soon as your order is ready to be picked up - usually the same day or the following day. If your desired location does not offer curbside, inquire with them directly about placing an order.

Questions about our Shipping and Delivery policies?

If you have questions about our shipping and delivery policies, please email us prior to ordering online.

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